The day's voting, tiny as it was, produced a tie! And since your handsome anchormanshepherd has no interest in prolonging his suffering in this perfect Olympic hell, a tie simply means more to truck out! Ghost and Toro were both led out of the perfect Olympic pasture and sent to Leah's house. The door opened, and upon seeing Leah's hideous visage, ( Read more... )

NOW THAT WE BE DOWN TO FIVE, PLEASE REDUCE YOUR CHOICES TO TWO PEOPLE

AND LET'S TAKE 'EM OUT.

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If it wasn't painfully obvious to the sportsfans at home, the next one to go is mister Raoul Duke. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture, Raoul was sent to an isolation room and had to sit through repeat screenings of Meg Ryan movies until he expired. It didn't take long--come on, it's Meg RyanDingdingding! Congrats, fellas! Raoul was a wolf! Even ( Read more... )

LET'S TAKE 'EM DOWN TROOPS
WHEN DID I STOP TALKING IN PIRATE

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A lot of the voting still managed to be tight on that twelfth day. By one extra vote, Shockwave was next to go. Led out of the perfect Olympic Pasture to a billboard-making factory where all of the billboards were written in giant, bold comic sans. This font-affront is a very emotionally damaging thing, and our courier-inclined bot embraced sweet ( Read more... )

WE'RE GETTIN' PRETTY DAMN DOWN TO THE WIRE HERE WOLVIES
MAKE IT COUNT
FOUR MORE NAMES

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As the numbers dwindle faster and faster, so do votes, but we still had enough to seal the fate of tiny little Link. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture and out to sea, Link was on his way back to Japanaland when earthquake number 458972389432 this past few weeks decided to hit somewhere in the middle of the ocean and caused the earth below the ( Read more... )

SORRY ELLE WAS TOO BUSY PELVIC THRUSTING AROUND THE ROOM VICTORIOUSLY AT THE END OF HER PAPER TO PUT THIS POST UP EARLIER

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Next on the chopping block, as per the dwindling votes is nicotine-addicted Saitou. Led out of the perfect Olympic pasture, he was sent to a cold, empty room where that Lazy Town cake song was played on loop until he went crazy and would've died had the room not just collapsed on him and spared him the honor of ritual suicide ( Read more... )

I SEE THE FINISH LINE ME HEARTIES
LET'S GIT R' DUN

FOUR NAMES

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